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Okay, what you do is send me questions for Marina and Kaden.  I will ask them, and they will answer.

Here's the format for the question asking:
Name:
Question:

You can make it to Marina, or Kaden, or No Name Product, or to all.  It'll look like an interview (with different interviewers, I hope) when displayed on this page.

Now all you have to do, is fill out the form in the middle of the page, and send it to me ... it's way easier than sending me an e-mail!________________________________

Name:  Yuki Okada
Question:  (To all) What's you're favorite thing about each other? (I love you all X3)
Marina:  Uuuh ... I don't think I love anything about No Name Product because he's always out to get me!
Kaden:  That's not true, Marina, don't be mean!
Marina:  The thing that I love best about Kaden is that he makes a good punching bag.  [PUNCH]
Kaden:  Oweee ...
Marina:  And I love everything about myself.
Kaden:  What I love about Marina is ...
Marina: ...
Kaden:  Zzzz ...
Marina: [PUNCH]
Kaden:  (Ouch) ... is that she can help me fall asleep whenever I think about what I love about her!  And No Name?  I love everything about him!!  [HUG!]
No Name Product: [Loose Transalation]  What I love about Marina is that she is the nicest girl I know, and I love Kaden because he is silly and he loves me!
Marina:  I don't understand what you're saying, but I know it ain't good!
Kaden:  I love you, too, No Name!!
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Name:  HyperCatgirl
Question:  out of curiosity, whatever happened to the psycho catgirl that kept glomping Kaden and poking Marina?
Marina:  I think she got bored and left to go bother somebody else... I think it was probably our landlady.
Kaden:  Yeah, because we haven't seen her in a couple of months, and I think I saw her picture in the newspaper last week.  It read, "Cat-thing Scares Landlady out of her Mind".  It looked like a pretty scary story, so I didn't read it.
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Name:  Luthi
Question: Hey Marina, how come you blushed when you gave Kaden 'sterroids' and he hugged you? Hey?? *grins*
Marina: ... because I like him.
Kaden: Wow, Luthi, kudos to you!  Even though Marina and everyone else knows it, you made her say it straight-a-way!  Record time!
Marina: [Slaps Kaden]
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Name: Sanosuke
Question: hey this one is for kaden.
man y dont u use ur pawers more??? u cold make the girl of ur ddreams, be filthy
rich, give marina lots of gifts to keep her happy, and get a new
coat(O...M....G... U COULD MAKE AN OUTFIT LIKE CLOUDS!), u could make so much,
and i bet u could make lots of cool stuff for no name. ps! marina ur sooooo cool
too if was not for the fact u live in some other part of the world i would ask
to marry u lol.
Kaden:  If I use my powers too much, I'll die ...
Marina:  Stop being melodramatic and answer the question.
Kaden: All right, all right!  Whatever I make with my powers disappear after a certain amount of time ... so if I had Cloud's costume drawn by me, then it'd disappear ... and that would ... not be very good.
Marina: Why would I marry you?  If it weren't for the fact that you lived in some other part of the world, I'd kill you, "lol".
Kaden: In other words, she's saying "thank you"!
Marina:  [Slaps Kaden]
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Name:  HyperCatGirl
Question:  hey Marina, if you could get any animal for a pet, what would you get?
Marina:  I cat of course ... because they're smart enough not to take orders from stupid humans, unlike dogs!! Cats don't slobber, they don't jump on you, and they don't bark in your face.  Cats are superior, mwahahaha!!
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Name: Nikki
Question:  Hello! Despite the fact that I still have feelings for Kaden, i Hvae a question for NoName!
NoName, what is your favourite food?  are you a vegetarian or do you eta whatever is put infront of you?  And I think you should be enrolled i Chicken school because you are the smartest character :)
No Name Product: [Loose Transalation] Why thank you, Nikki!  I will eat whatever us put in front of me, unless if it's chicken (or anything of the sort), or if Marina gives it to me because it's usually poison ...
Kaden:  Nikki -- !
Marina: Let's go [grabs Kaden by the ear] ...
Kaden:  Kyaaah ... !
No Name Product: ... I love my master, Kaden, but he's crazy ...
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Name: Ravyn
Question: Would you get No Name Product a little friend if he wanted one. Then you could have TWO awesomely named roosters^^ Besides..it must be
pretty lonely being the only rooster in the house...being tortured by Marina o_O
Marina: ... what'd you say 'bout me, yah Soc*?!
Kaden:  Nyaa! Two roosters!! [Heart, heart]
No Name Product:  Cluck, clu, cluck!!
[Loost Transalation:  I'd prefer a chicken friend, but a rooster friend would be nice ... !]
Ami:  You read my mind, Ravyn-sama.  I was actually considering it ...

*Reference to the Outsiders ... hahaha, that book made me laugh ... and the movie made me cry 'cause it was horrible.
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Name:  LysLilin Morichigo
Question: [To all] What do you think is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Kaden:  Do you want this answer in essay format, or short answer?  Because I don't think I can answer this question without it being like an essay ... at least 100,000 words.
Marina:  True dat.  As for me ... the stupidest thing I've ever done was hand Kaden my staple gun ... geez, Kaden, you only needed to hold it for ONE SECOND and you managed to get fifty staples into our neighbour's head.
Kaden:  But it was a STAPLE GUN!!! It has a trigger!! You know you're not supposed to give me anything with a trigger ...
No Name Product:  Cluck ... clu-cluck.  Cluck, cluck clu-cluck! 
[Loose Transalation:  I don't do stupid.]

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Name:  Miamoto Musashi
Question:  first of all i love no name product!!!that been sead,kaden u rock man
and the whole coat thing why not draw a new one man C'MON!!!and marina why is it
that u never turn into a wolf like the ones from walfs rain(wolfs rock)???
Marina:  If I turn into a wolf, I'll catch your scent and I'll hunt you down like -- like you've never been hunted before! ... [Shifty eyes]  ... what's a  "walf's rain"?
Kaden:  I've drawn one, it's just that you never saw me do it.  I have.  Really.  What?  You don't believe me?!  Just 'cause I don't wear it in the comics?? I want my lawyer!  [Phones Bob Lawblaw** while running away]

** Say this really fast ... it's so hilarious!! Don't worry, it's nothing profane ... I got it off the show "Arrested Development".
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Name:  Chinese_Fairy_Firetruck_NC
Question:  Hmm... What is the most evil thing you've done to Kaden as of yet marina?  (You know... off screen :p)
Answer:
Marina:  Wow, so much wonderful memories to choose from.  There WAS one time I almost ran his "precious" trench coat through a paper shredder ... and then I almost ran HIM through a paper shredder.

Kaden: I still have scars from that ... 
Marina:  Oh! Then there was one time where I gave him the Chinese water torture!  That was glorious.  I have it on tape.
Kaden:  That wasn't funny.  The water ... just dripping ... and dripping ... [Whimper]
Marina:  Ah!  Once, I gave Kaden those Chinese tube trap things!  You know, the one where you can't get your fingers out ...
Kaden:  Why did you have to wait for two weeks before telling me how to get it off?
Marina:  Hahaha, this next one is great --
Kaden: ... you can stop now ...

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Name:  Hatome-chan
Question: Why does Kaden keep running away?
Answer:
Kaden: I'm sorry, I don't appear to be here at the moment.  Please leave a message after I run away.  [Runs away]

Marina:  Maybe I should chop his legs off ...
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Name:  Nini Mc Pie
Question:  Tthst Stupid Kaden why a rooster?
Answer: 
Kaden: "Tthst Stupid", Nini Mc Pie, did you run your question through a spell check before asking me?  And why not a rooster?

No Name Product:  [Is hurt.]
 Kaden: ... Nini, you're going down.
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Name:  Sabie
Question:  To the cast:  How much wood could a woodhuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  XP
Answer:
No Name Product:  Cluck ... cluck cluck clu-ck!
[Loose Transalation:  If I told you, the world would implode because the answer to your question is the answer to life itself.]
Marina:  That depends.  Is it an African or European swo -- woodchuck?
Kaden:  [Shifty eyes] ... E=MC2!!! 42!!  [Runs away]
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Name: Zheng Zheng
Question: To No Name Product, what is it like not knowing what anybody is talking about, and ending up confused in the end???
Answer:  Cluck, cluck ... clu-cluck! ... Clu-Cluck-Clu!
[Loose Transalation:  I like it ... 'cause it makes me look innocent, and cute ... don't you think so?] [Stares at you with puppy eyes ... er, rooster eyes ... ?!]
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Name:  Nikki
Question:  Kaden is so cool!  Can I marry him? *innocent puppy eyes*
Answer:  Someone ... thinks I'm cool?  [Watery eyes] Of course you can ma --
[Marina walks in]
I ... er, I don't want to buy your product! [Runs away]
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Name:  Greengrass
Question:  To Marina, did you ever consider changing your hair colour? Not that it's ugly or anything...
Answer: ... what?!  The first question I get, and it's about considering changing my hair colour?! 
Kaden:  I think you should chill, Ma --
SHUT UP! ... and no, I haven't considered changing my hair colour.  I was going to have rainbow hair, though ... yeah, my designer was weird.
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Name: Nikki
Question: *has a broken heart*
Can't you use your drawing abilities, or something? TT__TT  And who is Marina to
boss you around like that?!?!
Answer:
Awe, I don't want you to have a bro-
[Marina walks in]
Eep!  Um, er ...
Marina:  Who's this?
... sorry, No Name calls, gotta run! [Runs off]
Marina: You're back again?  What's this about you marrying Kaden?  [Kaden comes in and grabs Marina's shoulder]
Let's go, Marina! [Nervous laugh] ... [Kaden pulls Marina away]
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Name:  Zeshin
Question:  Nothing is really something!!! (^_^)/  Why are you all living together anywho's, are you related to each other or just a romantic couple?  [Waits for attack]
Answer:
Marina:  [Attacks Zeshin]
Kaden:  [Laughs]

Marina:  We don't appreciate this questions, good-bye!
Kaden:  Because you are the weakest link!
Marina:  I don't appreciate that statement, good-bye. [Walks away]________________________________________
Name:  Katu , or GurlNinja
Question: My question is why a rooster?
Answer:
Kaden:  ... that actually is quiet a good question.  So good, that I will have to run away.  [Runs away]
Marina:  In other words, he's too stupid to know.  [Shakes head]
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Name:  Luthi
Question: More of a suggestion for you Kaden. Why not draw Marina a nice box.  Then put Marina in the nice box and mail her to Sweeden? Then you can  have all
the quality time you want with No Name Product ^----^
Kaden: [Shifty eyes] ... I'll be right back.  [Runs off with a pencil and paper]
Marina:  Oh, Kaden.  Gonna draw something?
Kaden:  Please step into this closet for a sec, Marina, I gotta show you something ...
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